It is the wonder plant that could save the world. It grows anywhere without much help, as it is classed as a weed – hence the nickname. Anyone could grow it anywhere. The TLC kind – EVERYONE could grow it – so much nicer than alcohol and so much better for one, but not with tobacco, neat, in a pipe. It’s great for opening the airways in the chest. An expectorant.
Of course, it’s illegal, because it would threaten the pharmaceutical, alcohol, tobacco, fuel and cotton industries along with weedkillers, (obviously – don’t want to kill the weed now, do we?) therefore Montsanto and many more fat, greedy, revolting, money-making, planet-ruining. megalomaniac companies who pay our govs lots to keep it illegal. And it can cure cancer, in various forms, too. BANG! There goes the research money. No need, now, to go prospecting on other planets for fuels and shit, cos we wouldn’t need them – goodbye NASA. Etc, etc, etc.
Weed really could save the world! Its a miracle plant – you’d think they would all be claiming it as THEIR God’s idea, with stories of how THEIR god planted it for Man to find, but no cos
THEIR God is – Mammon!!!
CAROLE ANNE ROGERS 